Bleach + Silk = Bad News

Hey boys and girls!

Did you know

you aren't supposed to bleach silk?

Okay, so I did read the label,

and it said not to...

but I assumed that meant it was because

it would wear out your fabric

(blah blah blah)

so I thought

"Well, I'll just do it this once

to make it really bright and fresh"

Nope, turns out that

bleaching your silk shirt

will turn it YELLOW

But the joke's on you bleach,

because I actually like this shirt better in cream.

It was too boring in white.
So HAH!

I win.